This one was recommended to me by a friend of mine, who I'll only refer to as H.F.
Bleachers (the bleachers? i dunno) have been around for years, but somehow I've never heard of them until now. This is their most recent release, having been put out a few months ago by Dirty Hit Records. I was interested in this because it apparently has a bit of a synthpop-ish direction. Wow! A modern synthpop album that isn't whatever the fuck Taylor Swift released recently* (i'm not covering that one ever)? Amazing!
* The irony of this came and bit me in the ass something fierce later on. You'll see.
Then I listened, and my excitement kind of dwindled.
For the record, I do not hate this album; I am more so disappointed with it. I expected more. Let me explain my experience.
When I gave the first song, "I Am Right On Time" a listen, I could tell that right off the bat, it was very different for a song released in 2024. It felt fresh. It's synthpoppy, post-punk-y and almost krautrock-y - I hear hints of a motorik drum beat, and some of the guitar bits remind me of Neu! almost.
I was impressed, honestly. I thought I was in for an incredible album. So I just kept listening, and I was met with songs such as "Modern Girl", which gives me a real intense Stones vibe that I really enjoy, and "Jesus Is Dead", which isn't quite as good, but still nice.
Unfortunately, I didn't care for "Me Before You", "Alma Mater", or "Isimo" very much because they felt like they were the same song.
Then, everything went downhill more and more, and by the time I was done, I felt really disappointed.
My least favorite songs on the album are probably "Self Respect" and "Call Me After Midnight", where the modern poppiness is at its worst.
"We're Going To Know Each Other Forever" appears to have autotune in places, which I don't appreciate too much. Seriously, dude, you can sing; you don't need autotune.
"Ordinary Heaven" has more synthesizer sounds, but the way it's applied makes it feel more like synthwave than synthpop. Let me say this right now, FUCK SYNTHWAVE. It's an inaccurate representation and exaggeration of 80s music and aesthetics. Okay, with that out of the way, this song isn't great.
"The Waiter" features more autotuned vocals, on top of an irritatingly drony and generic pop instrumental, and is the very definition of ending on a low note. Not great at all.
This is a very 4/10 album. It starts great, but it doesn't take long for it to completely fall apart, and by the end it wasn't enjoyable at all. What started so fresh and so creative ended so sterile, uninspired, and forgettable. Come on, guys. You can do so much better than this. You've shown that you can, but you've fallen into the modern pop trap of making songs with the same old sound.
I think part of what doomed this album is the amount of songs on it: 14. It seriously didn't need this many. It's a quantity-over-quality problem that could've been avoided if they narrowed it down to the best tracks they had - Ultravox's 'Systems of Romance' comes to mind in this regard... yeah, okay, it's 10 songs, but they put a lot of care into selecting songs for it. 'Ha!-Ha!-Ha!' has 8 songs, too, and it's also excellent.
My point is, you don't need many songs to have an album - you could have 5 or 6 or something. If you have only a few great ones to choose from, just put them on the album and release it - don't hastily make more songs for the sake of taking up space. The results will be disappointing.
* UPDATE: Upon further research on Jack Antonoff, the frontman, I discovered that he's one of Taylor Swift's producers, and frankly I don't know whether to be worried, or extremely worried by that fact.